Okay, so there is seriously nothing NOTHING going on in Bollywood worth talking about these days. So we thought, what better than to stir up some old shyte .. Here is a loooong transcript of one of the most explosive stories from the last year. Yep the Salman-Ash tapes!! I still can't hardly believe half of the stuff in here despite evidence to the contrary:
Note the following excerpts have been taken from Mumbai Mid-Day, Hindustan Times etc:Explosive transcripts of a conversation between Salman Khan and Aishwarya Rai were released by a paper this morning. Hindustan Times reported in its Mumbai edition launched today, Salman told his then lover Aishwarya that he had connections with the underworld. The paper’s editor, Avirook Sen, said he had authenticated the tapes' contents. “These telephone conversations between Salman Khan and Aishwarya Rai were recorded between August 28 and 30, 2001.

Furious Salman accused Ash of sleeping with all her co-stars and bragged about affairs with Preity, Dia. In January 2001, Aishwarya Rai was part of an event called Craze 2001, where she, Aamir Khan, Anil Kapoor, Preity Zinta, Gracy Singh and the entire cricket team from Lagaan did 16 shows across Europe, Canada and USA. Ash was packing to leave for the show. Salman starts calling her on the eve of her departure. The conversations start friendly enough, but rapidly degenerate into threats, boasts and abuse.
Salman: Madam ko phone dena
Ash: Hello? Bolo baba
SK: I am not your baba
Ash: What is wrong now?
SK: Your baba could be dad. Anybody. It could be anybody from Nikki to Farukh, Shah Rukh to Abhishek to anybody.
Ash: Stop it, what is wrong with you?
SK: Something that you would know. You blame me for destroying your life. Sit down peacefully.
SK: Exactly. Can I go on and on about you?
Ash: Salman Khan, you have already gone on and on about me
SK: Now what?
Ash: You are only saying…
SK: You have to leave. It’s already 2:15
Ash: I am sending my bag
SK: That is OK. You are carrying extra baggage
Ash: What?
SK: You are carrying extra luggage.
SK: You are carrying a lot of extra luggage with you. As much as I can take off you, I’ll take off you. Did I hurt you big time? I should be calling around. You should not be calling around. Somy didn’t complain of that
Ash: Complain about what?
SK: That I need to sleep. You were awake at 6 o’clock in the morning
Ash: Didn’t I take your call?
SK: I came back at 3, 4, 5 in the morning
Ash: Anything else, Salman Khan?
When Ash would go to Salman’s home, his parents allegedly made her feel unwelcome.Ash: Salman Khan, I was thrown out of your house
SK: You said you were leaving so what should I do? They were all on your side.
Ash: I could have sat there; what were you doing there?
SK: Exactly. You were complaining
Somy Ali was Salman’s girlfriend before Ash. But even after breaking up with Somy, Salman refused to throw her out of his life and Ash naturally wanted to be the only woman in his life. It made them fight a lot. There were also rumours that Salman was married to Somy. This message was left on Somy’s voicemailSK: Somy aao beta. Tum ne phone off kiya, aur tum bolti ho ki mujhe yeh karna hai, woh karna hai. Phone off kyu kiya? Raat bhar off kiya. Uske pehle bhi off kiya. Aur mujhko blame karti ho tum. Oh you have lost a Salman Khan, you have lost a Salman Khan. Ghar ka phone off kar diya aur mobile bhi off kar diya(on a phonecall)
Somy: Off nahin hai, Salman Khan
SK: Tum hamesha sab ka phone leti ho
Salman always thought Ash had an affair with all her co-stars, including Aamir and Abhishek. On the sets of Rohan Sippy’s Kuch na kaho, he stormed onto the sets and crashed against Aishwarya’s car.Ash: Don’t you ‘dare’ me!
SK: Don’t you dare f**k with me, Ash.
SK: Put the phone down you f***ing bitch. F**k Aamir, F**k Aamir, F**k Aamir, F**k Aamir. You f***ing bitch. You f***king slut. F***k Abhishek. F***k Aamir. In your f***ing history. F***ing slut. Nobody has been f***ing like people have f***ked you. You f***king slut.
Ash: Like what?
SK: Put the phone down, it’s a mistake. It’s a mistake calling you up! It’s a mistake calling 100 people to get your number! It’s a mistake finding out how you are! By the time you come back, I am going to get married. F**k you, slut. You b***h. Are you Aishwarya Rai? Are you Aishwarya Rai?
Salman would beat Ash. Ash came to a film awards night wearing dark glasses saying she had slipped and fallen against the steps. Salman would keep getting into fights with her father, break glass and doors at her home, call her at odd hours and harass her parents. He also had other affairs during their relationship but would keep tabs on Ash all the time.SK: I used you. I used you. I used you right. I used you. The way I used you, you used me. I am glad you woke to the way you used me like I used you. Once in a while, when you fucked my happiness, once in a while. Now 47 days from today. 47 days!
Ash: You are counting all the days.
SK: If Aamir calls you at 5 or 6 in the morning, your mom will be more than happy. Aamir is going to f**k my daughter, a married man, but she has problems with Salman Khan!
Ash: (inaudible)
SK: Yes I like his b***s. So do you.
Ash: Enough!
SK: And you will get to them before I do. And you will lick him through his underwear.
When Ash avoided his calls, he would call her spot boy or make-up man and find out where she was.SK: Aishwarya Rai, Aishwarya Rai, I had to call up 100 people to get through to your mama
Ash: You abused me. You come inside and abuse me?
SK: He is good for you. He does not talk about you to anybody
Ash: Which conversation?
SK: Aamir’s conversation
Ash: This is one big rubbish
There have been no rumours linking Salman and PreitySK: Aamir Khan chaat raha hai aur bhag gaya chheen ke. Akshay Khanna chat raha tha aur bhag gaya. He is sorry.
Ash: Sorry. Do you remember the good time we had watching Biwi Number 1?
SK: Who is interested in Aa Ab Laut Chale? You know I f**ked Preity Zinta on the sets of Chori Chori Chupke Chupke. Quite a f**k.
Ash: Don’t try to maro line.
SK: I don’t want that bitch’s number. I want your number.
Ash: You tried your luck.
SK: Yeah. I did that. But it is not a problem.
SK: She’s masturbated on me 100 times.
Ash: To make her what?
SK: Take it easy, Ash.
Ash: No, no
SK: Take it easy.
Ash: Take her what?
SK: I said thrice. This is the fourth time. I can make Preity Zinta masturbate on the floor any time. You have all the shit. You know all that stuff. Come on, Ash, you’re going to meet Aamir right now!
Ash: Stop all the crap.
SK: What, we’re talking crap right now? Yeah, right.
Ash: That wasn’t an honest request.
Aishwarya Rai was in the US for a show Craze 2001, when Salman called her.SK: Those guys will take care of you. Apurva (Sohail Khan’s assistant) and others have been instructed. The Moranis are scared too. There is no problem.
Ash: ...Apurva is really sweet but...
SK: He better be, he better be. Like Abu Salem who is sweet to you. He will be sweet to you and say, ‘Aye b*******d to Preity Zinta. Because of my connections with the underworld, a man like Abu Salem will be sweet to you and be rude to Preity and Anil Kapoor and all those people.
Ash: Stop talking rubbish.
SK: It’s a fact, okay!
Salman and Dia Mirza allegedly had an affair during the Jodhpur outdoor shoot of the film Tumko Na Bhool PayengeSK: I have the power to do that. Do you know the underworld people call me at 12 at night because I am the main guy in Bombay. You know the underworld is controlled by me? You know I can do that. Why are you saying I’ll be in trouble?
Ash: I heard about Dia Mirza.
SK: Ah. I f****d Dia Mirza too. Hello?
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Star ke kisse...Sallu is perhaps the most controversial actor in Bollywood.
Here’s why...
Black Buck caseSeptember 26 and 27, 1998
Salman was accused of killing two black bucks in Mathania, near Jodhpur. June 2005: Khan appeared before a Jodhpur court along with eight others and said they had not killed any protected animals. Current status: The final hearing is scheduled for July 16.
Hit-and-run caseSeptember 28, 2002
Salman was booked for rash driving and causing death due to negligence when his Land Cruiser ran over sleeping pavement dwellers in Bandra. October 6, 2003: A court framed 10 charges against Salman. Current status: The case has been adjourned till August 4.
Aur Bhi kisse...Break-up with Ash2002Salman allegedly misbehaved with Ash on the sets of Aziz Mirza’s film. Shah Rukh was also present. Salman’s abusive behaviour brought the shoot to a halt and Ash finally opted out of the film. The same year, he visited Ash’s home late at night and knocked on her door for hours. He also barged on to the sets of Rohan Sippy’s Kuch Na Kaho, and threatened Ash and Abhishek Bachchan. He rammed his car into Ash’s.Current status: No cases were filed.
Vivek showdownMarch, April 2003
Vivek Oberoi alleged that Salman called him on his cell phone 41 times on the night of March 29, accusing him of having physical relationships with Aishwarya Rai, Dia Mirza, Rani Mukherjee and Somy Ali. He said that Salman had warned him to stay away from the actresses or else he would kill him.Current status: Vivek did not file a case.